"Define complicated. There are so many sorts of complicated. There's 'I'm secretly jealous of them' complicated, or 'I'd die for them but sometimes their laugh makes me want to throw myself off a ledge' complicated, or... 'We got pissed and fucked once, but never talked about it' complicated," Danny said, listing them off as though they were all very normal.

"Maybe it's my personal favourite, 'we're exceptionally close but I found his furry pornography and now I can't look at him without thinking about yiffing'."